News Roundup: One Epic Hotel Guest Dead, 400 Relocated

The Epic Hotel, in its quest to be fancy, has killed a man and hospitalized two others. It installed a powerful water filtration system that actually filtered out chlorine and caused the bacteria responsible for Legionnaires’ disease to grow. Four hundred guests were evacuated while the hotel figures out how to fix…

Glenn Garvin Totally Doesn’t Get The U, Insults Randy Shannon

via RakonturHow is it that a man who’s paid to review television doesn’t seem able to grasp ESPN’s The U in the same way that writers who don’t generally review films do? Oh right, because it’s The Herald’s Glenn Garvin we’re talkin’ about.While other early reviews of Rakontur’s documentary on…

305 Photo of the Day: The Only Snowflakes We See All Year

Are we the only ones who think the snow flakes that go up this time of year on the Bank of America Building look like giant glowing infectious sores? Probably. Sorry to ruin a holiday tradition. Today’s photo come MagicCity305’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here, join…

Get Your Mark Ronson Gucci Sneakers While You Still Can

The Design District’s Limited Edition Experiences stores might have strategically opened just in time to capitalize on the art fair crowd, but they’ll remain open through the holiday season in case you want to get any gift shopping done. Pay no mind to the fact that there were enough empty…

News Roundup: Forgetful Grandmother Charged in Baby’s Death

The grandmother who accidently left a 3-month-old baby in a car to die is being charged with aggravated manslaughter. Temperatures in the car reached 134 degrees. [PBPost]She’s out on a $10,000 bond. [CBS4]Five Miami-Dade high schools make a national list of the 100 best high schools. [Herald]A cruise ship crew…

Highlights from Scope Art Fair 2009

We know Art Basel wrapped up five days ago, which translates to approximately two decades in “blog time,” but that’s one of the problems with covering an event like Art Basel for a blog isn’t it? The pressures of a non-stop deadline doesn’t give you the luxury of digesting what…

Alan Grayson Tells Dick Cheney to STFU, Literally

We know Alan Grayson only has a tenious connection to our local readership, but important news on our favorite hot liberal mess has just come to our intention: He has told former Vice President Dick Cheney to, and we quote, “STFU.”Dick Cheney occasionally pops out of his underground torture dungeon…

Republicans Want Fair Districts Initiatives off Ballot

At first glance, it seems a little strange that despite the fact Florida is a classic swing state that actually has more registered Democrats than Republicans, the GOP controls both houses of the state legislative by large majorities and sends more Republicans to the House in DC.That’s because after the…

News Roundup: If Jeezy’s Payin’ LeBron, I’m Paying Dwyane Wade

The number of homes in foreclosure in Miami-Dade fell by 5.62 percent last month, but that’s still higher than the same month last year. [Herald]A 4-year-old boy in pajamas was found this morning wandering the streets in NW Dade, but his parents haven’t been found. [NBCMiami]Remember how this summer we had all of those…