Swine Southern Table & Bar Names Cory Lambert Executive Chef

Swine Southern Table & Bar has named a new executive chef. The porcine sister to Yardbird Southern Table & Bar has named Cory Lambert to the top toque position. The restaurant is set to open late winter 2012 in Coral Gables.Lambert was raised in northern Florida and received a degree…

James Beard Accepting Nominations For 2013 Awards: You Can Vote

The James Beard Foundation is now accepting nominations for its 2013 awards and the only thing you need to do to qualify to nominate your favorite chef is to be an opinionated diner.Read also:- Hedy Goldsmith is a 2012 James Beard Finalist- James Beard Semifinalists Announced: Miami Gets Several NodsAnyone…

Scotty’s Landing Saved! (For Now)

Scotty’s Landing has gotten a stay of execution, and everywhere in Miami, people who love cheap beer, fish dip, and sunsets are breathing a sigh of relief.Read also:- Scotty’s Landing: Five Reasons to Save It- Five Bids in for Scotty’s Landing Replacement: More Burgers, Less CharmIn May, the City of…

Tobacco Road Turns 100 With a Two-Day Celebration

Tobacco Road turns 100 this Saturday, November 17.In this day and age of restaurants and bars closing their doors after a few months or weeks, even, it is astounding that this little establishment that serves simple booze, grub, and live music would hit the century mark.Read also:- Top Ten Reasons…

Twinkies Could Vanish From Shelves Within Days

Hostess Brands, the makers of iconic childhood favorites Twinkies, Ring Dings, Devil Dogs, and Wonder Bread, has ceased all baking as of today and we could see the effects almost immediately.Read also:- Twinkie Extinction: Hostess Closing (Say Goodbye to These Ten Iconic Snacks)Short Order spoke with a spokesperson for Hostess…

MB Brewhouse Closes

MB Brewhouse has closed after being open only about a month and never having an “official” grand opening, Eater Miami has reported.The lounge and game room was reworked into a fun “date night” concept by co-owner and chef Josh Marcus from his Chow Down Grill after Marcus found too much…

Thanksgiving Turkey Nightmare: Butterball Abuse, Better Alternatives

Thanksgiving is less than a week away and you’re planning a traditional holiday dinner, which includes a golden turkey as the showpiece of the meal.Before you head to the supermarket, know what you’re buying. Many frozen and fresh turkeys sold at major chains and big box warehouses come from factory…

New York Times Review of Guy Fieri’s Restaurant Is a Snarky Must-Read

New York Times food critic Pete Wells has reviewed Guy Fieri’s new Times Square-area restaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar.Well, it’s less a review than a fully-formed script for a Saturday Night Live episode in which a food critic asks the bowling shirt-attired television personality…why? Just why?Never have I sympathized…

Thanksgiving Cocktail Recipe: Chad Phillips’ Hip to Be Square

Believe it or not, Thanksgiving is only a few short days away. Friends and family are making the trek to Miami for a little well-needed sunshine and you’re tasked with preparing a fabulous dinner. Don’t stress because Short Order’s got your back. We’ve asked Miami’s hottest chefs and bartenders for…

Parts Unknown: Anthony Bourdain Previews New CNN Show (Video)

Though Anthony Bourdain has closed the door on his relationship with the Travel Channel (and burned all bridges with rants about the interweaving of Cadillac ads into his final No Reservations episode), he’s opened a wide terrace with his new CNN gig.Parts Unknown, premiering in spring 2013, has Bourdain traveling…

Fifty Shades of Chicken: Awesome Erotic Chicken Recipes (Video)

Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel by E.L. James, became a breakout sensation, selling over 40 million copies and making the New York Times bestseller list. It’s also been “roasted” by every comedian, literary critics, and Saturday Night Live for its bondage fantasy subject matter and less-than-Hemingway writing style.So,…

Miami Heat Season Opener Party with Mario Chalmers in Miami

The Miami Heat’s Mario Chalmers is throwing a party to celebrate the kick-off of another white hot season of beating the crap out of every other team (we hope). The party, hosted by Chalmers and attorney Michael Grieco is being held at the Hilton Downtown Miami Hotel on Sunday, November…

Billionaire Banned from Nobu For Life

At Nobu, simply having money does not get you a free pass to dine — you have to have manners too.The New York Post has reported that billionaire mogul Stewart Rahr has been banned for life after trying to bribe patrons to give up their table for him — then…

Pubbelly Strikes Again: PB Steak To Open Early 2013

Just when cows were breathing a sigh of relief over the pork craze created by Pubbelly comes bad news for bovines…but good news for us!Pubbelly partners Andreas Schreiner, Sergio Navarro, and Jose Mendin have just announced the opening of PB Steak in the former Joe Allen space on Purdy Avenue…

Thieves Steal $35,000 in Restaurant Heist

Thieves broke into a restaurant on Flagler Street overnight and stole a safe that contained $35,000 in cash.According to NBC 6, burglars broke into El Caribe Café at 7173 W Flagler St. sometime between midnight and 4 a.m. Monday.The thieves got into the restaurant by breaking into a neighboring business…

PETA Sex: Loons Overshoot With Zucchini (Video)

Oh PETA, I’ve got your number. You’re like that girl in college who always got drunk and flashed her boobs before vomiting on her shoes. You’ll do anything for attention.Look, I know that you’ve got an important message to get across, and we need animal rights advocates just as much…

Burgerlicious: Burgers, Beer, and Beats in Coral Gables (Photos)

The second annual Burgerlicious was blessed with a seasonably crisp night that begged for the good people of Coral Gables to break out the jackets and come out to enjoy sliders, beer, and music from about two dozen local restaurants.Read also:- Burgerlicious Returns Tonight for a Second Time in Coral…