Miami Heat Season Preview: Five Questions About the Defending Champs

Tonight, the Miami Heat, for the second consecutive year, will raise some fancy fabric and accept some gaudy jewelry in celebration of its second consecutive NBA championship. The journey to a three-peat kicks off with the Chicago Bulls, one of only three franchises to have successfully pulled off the feat,…

Video: LeBron Leads Kiddy Critical Mass in Latest Nike Ad

LeBron James’ participation in Miami’s monthly Critical Mass bike ride is well documented, and it appears that it even helped inspire his latest Nike ad. In the video, James take a 200-plus strong bicycle gang of kids through some of his favorite places in Miami, including Calle Ocho, South Beach…

Dolphins Implode Against Pats in 27-17 Loss

The Dolphins stormed out of the gate yesterday with a 17-3 lead. But then they did that so very Dolphins thing they do and gave up 24 unanswered points to what on paper and early on seemed like a depleted, lost, and hurting Patriots team. Alas, there is no better…

Mike Miller Might Sue Miami Heat Over Con Man

Mike Miller was one of three Heat players to get swindled by con man Haider Zafar, and now he’s considering suiting the team for responsibility. The suit is drawn up according to The Herald, but Miller hasn’t officially filed it yet. In the suit Miller would seek $1.7 million, the…

Dolphins at Patriots: Five Keys To a Fins Win

The Dolphins travel to New England on Sunday and three weeks ago most Dolphins fans would have greeted this challenge with a salivating maw. Today, however, our collective asshole is clenched tighter than Justin Bieber entering the showers of a maximum security prison on national “Fuck a Horrible Human Day.”…

Marlins Under Federal Investigation for Wage Violations

One need only look at the Marlins player payroll for evidence that owner Jeffrey Loria is cheap, but news that the team is under federal investigation for wage violations have nothing to do with anything on the field. According to FairWarning, a Labor Department spokesman confirmed that along with the…

Miami Dolphins Will Play a Game in London Next Year

Amid the mixed results from the NFL’s ongoing push to make British people care about American football by playing a few games every year in London, one bizarre fact remains constant: Among Brits who do enjoy the pigskin, the Miami Dolphins are oddly popular. A survey of fans at this…

Dwyane Makes Weird Sequel to Hitchcock’s The Birds on Instagram

In Alfred Hitchock’s classic The Birds, Tippi Hedren’s characters runs around everywhere getting attacked by crazy birds. Apparently if Dwyane Wade starred in a sequel to movie he’d just sit safely inside all day quietly taunting the birds for not being able to get at him through his reinforced windows…

Ten Amazing Halloween Costumes For Miami’s Sports Stars

Halloween is right around the corner, and if you haven’t already, now is the time to pick up a costume. By now, Walmart’s cookie-cutter dress-up shelves look like the Publix bottled water section when a hurricane is churning in the Gulf. Sometimes the best Halloween ideas are right under your…

USC AD Already Complaining About NCAA’s Miami Verdict

While Miami fans were practically celebrating after the NCAA announced this morning that they’d only add on a few relatively light penalties to the ones the Hurricanes had already self-imposed, fans of another storied college football team at a private school in a major subtropical city across the map were…

Hurricanes Basketball Picked to Finish 12th in ACC

The Miami Hurricanes basketball team walked away with an ACC tourney championship and a ride to the sweet sixteen last season, but expectations have been considerably lowered this season. The ACC media has picked the ‘Canes to finish 12th out of 15 in the conference. Which is what happens when…

Dolphins vs. Bills: Four Keys to a Fins Win on Sunday

The Dolphins are fresh off their bye week, players are relatively healthy, and they’re playing a Buffalo team at home that has a homeless guy named “Jeff” that draws pictures for you outside of Churchill’s starting at QB. What could go wrong?…

LeBron Calls Out Garnett and Pierce for Leaving Boston

It’s an understatement that LeBron James is no stranger to heavy criticism for ditching one team for another, and as the team prepare to play a preseason game against the Brooklyn Nets it appears he’s still exercising some of those demons. He called out the hypocrisy of Kevin Garnett and…