If you’re a Dolphins fan under 40, you remember when your hatred for the New York Jets and Buffalo Bills was strong enough to need professional therapy. Your Monday moods were greatly impacted by what happened at 1 p.m. on Sunday. Finding out that your sister was dating a Jets…
When it comes to reporting on crime and other bad things happening in Miami, local TV stations do not provide fair and balanced coverage. In fact, mainstream news organizations are out to destroy African-American communities. Consider this: Last week, 26-year-old Lazaro Manuel Arencibia was shot in the abdomen at a…
Charles Kinsey, the latest unarmed African American man to be shot by a police officer, sued North Miami police this week after a cop’s bullet tore a hole through his leg on July 18. Video footage of Kinsey lying on the ground with his hands up in the air, pleading…
You’ve seen the cranes, towering over Dolphins Stadium as you cruise past on the Turnpike. You’ve wondered what exactly the home of Fins and Canes fans will look like when it’s finished, and you’ve heard the ominous rumblings that $425 million face lift won’t even be ready in time for…
Last week, Miami Dolphins former No. 3 overall pick Dion Jordan was conditionally reinstated by the NFL from a drug suspension. Jordan’s return means the Dolphins could potentially see him on the field Week 1, which would be his first regular season game December 2014. That’s good news, right? Well,…
During next year’s Memorial Day weekend, Miami Beach will return to segregation days, when black people weren’t allowed to stay in the city’s hotels and had to leave by sundown. As Miami New Times staff writer Jessica Weiss first reported in May, the city plans for 2017 an air and…
Put your very well earned dislike for Jeffrey Loria and David Samson aside, Miami. Because something extremely cool is brewing down at Marlins Park. Namely, 42-year-old Ichiro is chasing history wearing the orange and black of the Miami Marlins. Ichiro is just four hits shy of the magical 3,000 milestone. With…
Less than a week after five Dallas law enforcement officers were killed by a lunatic gunman, the nation is again reeling from a deadly confrontation between cops and an ex-military extremist. This past Sunday, former Marine Gavin Long gunned down three officers in Baton Rouge, a city on edge after…
Miami Heat fans are finally coming to grips with the idea of Dwyane Wade in a Chicago Bulls jersey. So fans can now turn their attention to the status of the final remaining member of the Big 3: Chris Bosh. But it’s starting to seem like the more we learn…
In the past two weeks, Miami Beach politicians and some residents have lost their minds over plans to open a club called King of Diamonds on Ocean Drive, the main drag of South Florida tourism. Race may or may not be what’s causing the uproar. In Miami Gardens, there’s a…
Thank you, Dwyane Wade. Thank you for the thirteen years of unforgettable and unimaginable memories. Just when we thought it couldn’t possibly get any better, it always did. Many teams in many towns will win championships in the future — maybe even ours — but nothing will ever top the…
Dwyane Wade bolting for Chicago is Pat Riley’s biggest fuck-up as Miami Heat president. If the franchise were one of team owner Micky Arison’s cruise ships, it would be one of those boats in which everybody gets the shits from food poisoning. Pat should have put some respect on Wade’s…
In 2010, Miami was certain that Dwyane Wade was going home. The Chicago Bulls were riding high with a young Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah and Wade was itching to return to Illinois. Burnie was even on suicide watch on a platform outside the AA as the team begged Wade…
Two years ago, then-free agent Dwyane Wade ended another game of chicken with the Miami Heat by posting these words to Instagram: “Home is where the heart is … My home, my city, my house … #HeatLifer.” At the time, the Heat needed him more than he needed them. After four straight trips to…
Close your eyes and consider the “Miami aesthetic.” You’re probably seeing a crazy screensaver-like melange of palm trees and flamingos floating by in a sea of unapologetically bright pastels. Perhaps the pink and teal of the Miami Vice logo are prominent. The geographic whimsy of Art Deco and Miami Modern…
The Miami Heat have many questions entering NBA free agency, which begins Friday. Questions that, depending on how they are answered, could influence the paths the franchise takes for the next decade. The franchise is betting a lot on Pat Riley and his ability to once again pull a rabbit…
Last week, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas proved that black people in positions of power can be African Americans’ worst enemies. He wrote the majority opinion in a 5-to-3 decision in a case that will allow police officers to use evidence obtained after illegal stops, as long as the…
Hold onto your butts, Miami, because NBA Free Agency is here. This is the season after the season, where the NBA gods giveth and taketh away. What happens over the next two weeks is arguably more important than the season itself: thus, it’s officially time to start obsessing over who…
In the end, LeBron James wins. That haze in the distance you see is the collective souls of #TeamPetty floating up to pettiness heaven, leaving the bodies of Miami Heat fans who can no longer deny the obvious: LeBron James is a bad mother-bleeper. As the kids say, game recognize…
Maybe you haven’t heard, but there are a few Miami Heat fans rooting against LeBron James in the NBA Finals. These Miami Heat fans laugh in the face of LeBron’s failure in Cleveland. They fist pump every Warriors basket. They retweet every funny sad-LeBron meme. They bask in his frustration and…
The Miami-Dade judicial candidates on the ballot in August demonstrate how black people are still fighting for equality in this county. Four of the five Anglo and Hispanic judges running for reelection are unopposed, but the only two black judges have drawn challengers who hope their Hispanic surnames are enough…
The Marlins are in the news again. That’s never good. As word spread Friday afternoon that legendary Hall of Fame boxer Muhammad Ali was in increasingly bad health, people began to ready themselves for them seemingly inevitable news of his passing. As day turned to night, that news had yet…
