Kevin Durant Should Sign With Miami if He Wants to Win Titles

It’s officially whale hunting season for Pat Riley, and the biggest fish is on it’s way to the market. The Oklahoma City Thunder’s crushing collapse against the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals means Kevin Durant is now officially a few days into the offseason, and only a…

Bernie Sanders Should Join Donald Trump as His Vice President

The 2016 presidential race has been a crazy, unpredictable mess. Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are driving both Republican and Democratic party leaders insane. At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me to see this pair join forces. Sound crazy? A Trump-Sanders ticket is not that far-fetched. These guys have many…

Back Off, Miami Herald, Jacksonville Editor Says

Last Friday, Miami Herald columnist Fabiola Santiago took a petty, thoughtless swipe at Jacksonville, Florida’s largest city,  She said it has “crazy crime, traffic congestion, and infrastructure,” then added that it “tackles fears by legislating morality,” before concluding that the city “is going to have to grow up – and…

Five Ways the Miami Dolphins Improved This Offseason

Hey, remember the Miami Dolphins? The greatest football team? The one that takes the ball from goal-to-goal like no ones ever seen? The one that’s in the air, on the ground, and always in control? No? OK, how about the team that last won a playoff game when Ryan Tannehill…

How to Fix the Miami Heat This Offseason

Now that the Miami Heat’s body is cold, we can officially call it a season and get to work on what the team needs to do to come back even stronger next year. Not only does the NBA offseason feel like the shortest of any sport, but the offseason itself…

UM Football Star Mark Walton Should Be Exonerated in Fishy DUI Case

This past April 23, Mark Walton, a 19-year-old University of Miami running back, was arrested for drunk driving after he failed road sobriety and Breathalyzer tests. Miami Police may have targeted Walton, local media outlets report. The former Booker T. Washington High star is suspended indefinitely from playing for the…

Goran Dragic and Dwyane Wade Wrecked Toronto to Force Game 7

If there’s one thing your Miami Heat have proven this post-season, it’s that they die hard. And now, after Goran Dragic and Dwyane Wade combined their nut-stomping powers to lead the Heat to their 103-91 Game 6 win over the Toronto Raptors, they have a shot at making history on…

Miami Heat on Brink of Elimination After Farting Through Game 5

Fresh off a performance for the ages from Dwyane Wade in Monday night’s Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals versus the Toronto Raptors, Miami Heat fans went into Wednesday night’s Game 5 all: But after the Heat got slammed by the Raptors 99-91, and suddenly find themselves on the…

Dwyane Wade Defeated the Toronto Raptors All by Himself

All throughout Sunday and into Monday, Dwyane Wade had to deal with the yammering of a million whining gravy-on-french-fries-eating Canadians about how he supposedly disrespected their national anthem on Saturday afternoon. So, on Monday night, Wade proceeded to make things worse for those hosers by tearing out their collective hearts through…

Five Reasons NFL Draft Gives Dolphins Fans Hope

While April and May have most Miami sports fans dedicating their attention to the basketball team in town, last week, for a few hours at least, the Dolphins got some play. There were some surprisingly interesting things to come out of the NFL Draft, some of which had to do…

Dolphins Drafted a Wide Receiver Who Can Jump Over Himself

Normally, your average Miami Dolphins sixth round draft pick wouldn’t exactly move the fan bases attention needle past a “Huh, cool.” But Texas Tech wide receiver Jakeem Grant, whom the Phins took 186th overall this weekend, is apparently not your average dude. Grant, all 5’6 of him, is a firecracker…

A Blatant No-Call Robbed Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat in Game 5

The Miami Heat’s season is on the brink. And it got there thanks to an inexplicable no-call at the end of Game Five from the referees on a blatant foul against Dwyane Wade.  With 4.5 seconds remaining in the game and Miami down by two, Goran Dragic saw his three-point…

Five Stages of the NFL Draft for Miami Dolphins Fans

Happy NFL-Draft Eve, Dolphins fans! Hold onto your butts, because the next chapter Miami Dolphins draft history is just a day away. It’s like the day before a new season of House of Cards lands, except it’s been going on for fifty seasons, Kevin Spacey retired years ago, and things…

Miami Beach Has No Right to Shut Down Floatopia

Miami Beach Commissioner Michael Grieco recently cast a deciding vote against hosting Fidel Castro’s Cuban consulate in Miami Beach. Now Grieco is acting like a dictator himself. Two weekends ago, the commissioner lost it over the giant mess left behind by people who participated in the annual Floatopia. In front…