Looks like Ryan Tannehill could use some extra cash. He’s renting himself out for the low, low price of just $5,000-an-hour. Of course, all money exchanged between consenting adults is for time and companionship only. Whatever happens during the time, happens…
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Two years after his fall from grace at CNN, Rick Sanchez has finally snagged a new regular TV job. He’s headed to MundoFOX, Fox’s newly created Spanish-language TV network aimed at Hispanics. According to The New York Times, he’ll be filing daily news stories for the network, and hosting news…
Mitt Romney had binders full of women. The Florida GOP might have had golf carts full of hookers.Rumors of a strange “men’s only” trip to the Bahamas, meant as a thank you to some of the Republican Party of Florida’s biggest donors, have been swirling for years, but new details…
Much like a gossip blog, the Miami Hurricanes have been chugging along with scandals, crime and epic fails for the past few years, so head coach Al Golden pretty much hit it on the head when he said, “It’s been TMZ since I’ve been here.”…
The old line goes that “the great thing about Miami is how close it is to the United States.” The truth is, though, the worst thing about Miami is how close it is to Florida.So, when we learned yesterday that there was an effort underway to have Florida secede from…
Somewhere in Tallahassee, someone in the FSU athletics department is drafting up the open letter Jimbo Fisher is going to send out apologizing for using the word “retarded.”You see, Fisher is pretty frustrated with the BCS rankings, and decided to drop the R word to describe the system…
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Love it or leave it.It appears there are at least a few thousand Floridians out there who hate the United States of America so much in the wake of Obama’s reelection that they want to pull Florida out of the Union…
Not only did Floridians vote to reelect President Obama on Tuesday, they also, by a wider margin, voted down a proposed state constitutional amendment that sought, in theory at least, to limit the effects of Obamacare in Florida.Dejected, Rick Scott, the former health care CEO, is now backing down on…
“There are a million arguments as to why Mitt Romney lost the election…,” writes Luis Gonzalez over at Miami’s favorite right wing blog, Babalu Blog.Well, you could certainly say that.”But everything boils down to one simple fact…,” he continues.Uh, huh, and what would that be exactly? “We have become a…
Despite winning the majority of white voters, the Republican Party had their asses handed to them by minority voters last Tuesday. The beat-down has left the GOP in a race to figure out how, at the very least, to get more of the Hispanic vote.Bill O’Reilly has a novel idea…
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Facing criticism that his voter reforms and refusal to extend early voting hours lead to Florida’s election debacle on Tuesday, Rick Scott told a radio station today, “Well, I’m very comfortable that the right thing happened.”Hmm, let’s just check the definitions of “right” from Merriam-Webster…
As evidences by this BuzzFeed listicle the racist folks of American Twitter were none too pleased that President Barack Obama won reelection on Tuesday, and a new analysis by Floating Sheep found that most of the racist Tweets were coming out of — surprise! — the South. Don’t worry though,…
The fact that Peter Rosello apparently filmed himself punching a homeless man in the groin has not stopped Peter Rosello from telling a judge that he’s not guilty of punching a homeless man in the groin.Rosello, the son of Real Housewives of Miami star Alexia Echevarria and step-son of Hialeah…
I think the real problem with the GOP right now is that they just don’t have enough Bushes ready to run for president. Think about it. The Republican party has not won the Presidency unless a Bush was running since 1984. That’s almost 30 years!Well, don’t worry GOPers, your Bush…
With 34 years on his relatively skinny frame, the Miami Heat’s Shane Battier may not be the most physically intimidating power forward in the NBA, but damn it if he’s not one of smartest. The Duke-educated (it’s the Harvard of the south, you know …) Battier is so sure of…
Some votes are still being counted in Florida, but you can finally color in the state with the faintest shade of light blue. Mitt Romney’s campaign has just released a statement finally acknowledging that they’ve lost Florida…
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Earl K. Wood sure as hell didn’t let a little thing like his own death stop him from winning an election one final time. He was first elected as Orange County as Tax Collector in 1964 and held the seat up until his death on October 15th. At 96-years-old, Wood, a…
Here in Florida we still haven’t decided who we’re going to award our 29 electoral votes too, and unlike 2000 it doesn’t matter one bit.”For once, Florida’s clusterfucker is irrelevant,” declared Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. “It’s like hearing, ‘Good news America, the tumor on your dong is benign.'”Dong…
