Panthers Exploit Dolphins History to Sell Tickets

The Florida Panthers, a professional team that plays a sport known as hockey, could make history this season! If they miss the playoffs, they’ll have the record for most consecutive seasons in the NHL to miss the playoffs. Ten in a row, baby!Yeah, the Panthers don’t have much proud history,…

Miami and FAMU Fans’ Fight Captured on Video

Well jeez, we literally just got done defending the honor of “The U,” when this popped up in our inbox.Last time the Miami Hurricanes pulled off a shut out it resulted in an on-the-field brawl with cross town opponents FIU. Well, apparently during last night’s blow out of FAMU there…

Oddsmakers Favor Hurricanes As Next Team To Get Major Sanctions

The USC Trojans are currently under harsh sanctions (much to the ‘Canes benefit), and ironically Butch Davis, who once was charged with picking up the pieces of Miami’s sanction shattered program, is now feeling the fall out of an NCAA investigation at UNC. Sports oddsmakers are already wondering which program…

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Watermelons and Pinholes

Last night’s Jersey Shore was full of cat fights, watermelons in pinholes, and tricky transgendered-identifying people. With the boring saga of Ronnie and Sam finally fading, and the ensuing fallout of “the guidette letter” taking center stage, it might have been the trashiest (read: best) episode since the hot mess…

Paris Hilton May Owe $160,000 to Pledge This! Producers

That poor, poor Paris Hilton. Girl can’t catch a break. Well besides those breaks she caught by being born a relatively attractive girl to a rich family and becoming world famous despite having little discernible talent of any sort. Just days after being arrested on cocaine charges in Las Vegas,…

LeBron Thinks Ohio State Will Beat ‘Canes, May Attend Game

LeBron James may be headed back to Ohio soon. The Heat star tweeted today he may make an appearance at next Saturday’s game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Miami Hurricanes, but he’ll be rooting for OSU.We wish LeBron would stop trying to re-ingratiate himself with Ohio sports fans. He’s…

Burger King to Be Bought by Brazilian Billionaires for $4 Billion

It’s a super sized King Deal. Burger King, one of the largest companies headquartered in Miami-Dade and second largest fast food chain in America, has agreed to sell itself to 3G Capital Management Inc., a New York-based private investment firm backed by several Brazilian businessmen. Burger King decided to put…