CEO of Penthouse Magazine Holding Fundraiser for Charlie Crist

There’s already the rather loose connection of Governor candidate Rick Scott to Playboy Mexico, and now it seems there’s a more direct connection between current Governor and Senate candidate Charlie Crist to the raunchier Penthouse magazine. According to Politico, the CEO of the adult brand will be holding a $500-per-person…

Rumblings: Bud Chiles to Exit Governor’s Race

As we put it last week “Lawton ‘Bud’ Chiles will run for governor until he realizes what everyone knows: he can’t win.” Now there’s considerable rumblings that the Independent candidate whose main qualification is that he shares a name with his late father, Gov. Lawton Chiles, is set to announce…

Koran Burning Church Produces N-Word Laced Video About Racism

We predicted that Gainseville’s Koran-burning Dove World Outreach Center would soon take the title of ” most insane thing purporting to be a Christian church in America.” Looks like we right. Here’s a video the church produced in which their white members repeatedly use the N-word. Literally, it is about…

Speedos and Bikinis Will Soon Be Appropriate Office Attire

We’ve always figured the dress code in many Miami offices is a bit more relaxed than those in the rest of the country. Partially for cultural reasons, but mainly due to climate reasons. (Ever try wearing a three-piece Italian wool suit in this humidity?) Though across the country office workers…

Old People Hate the Tanning Tax

Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes have come together to commission a wide ranging poll that includes questions on the ability of Sarah Palin to be President (most don’t think she can) and whether or not people would still see a Mel Gibson movie (most would). Though perhaps ones of the…

Chris Bosh Got Engaged to Adrienne Williams This Weekend

The goal of Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh’s unholy Heat trinity was, quite simply, rings. But they’ll have to wait until the postseason for their first shot at a championship. Bosh’s girlfriend, Adrienne Williams, didn’t have to wait so long for her ring. The player’s rep has confirmed that he…

What in Hell Is Charlie Crist Trying to Say About Gay Marriage?

We’re of two theories about Charlie Crist’s latest string of “clarifications” (or flip-flops) on some positions: (1) The guy doesn’t know what he actually believes and is being as vague as possible to attract as many voters as possible. (2) He has always personally held these positions, altered them to…

UF Student Paper “Accidentally” Calls Sorority Recruits Hoes

The Independent Florida Alligator, the fine student paper of the University of Florida, decided that the phrase “sorority girl” and “ho” are pretty much interchangeable in their lead story on Wednesday. They claim they weren’t intentionally expressing what all journalism student geeks actually think. They say it was a typo…

Fidel Castro Thinks Osama bin Laden is a CIA Agent

We don’t think anyone can accuse Fidel Castro of ever being a clear minded, rational guy, but in his old age he’s apparently becoming quite the crazy conspiracy theorist. First there were his rumblings about the Bilderberg Group, and now he thinks that Osama bin Laden is actually a CIA…

Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidette Letter

Some people thought the second season of Jersey Shore wouldn’t work because the formerly anonymous guidos had become media superstars. Others thought the move to Miami Beach would take away some of the magic. So far, that hasn’t been the case. What’s really dragging down the second season is that…

Dwyane Wade Heard What We Said About His Acting Ability

On Tuesday, we sized up Dwyane Wade’s acting ability based on his latest commercial for Gatorade’s G Series. Well, Men’s Health saw the post and happened to have Wade swoop by their offices yesterday. Apparently, they think we said LeBron James is a better actor than Wade (which is not exactly…

Marco Rubio Takes 10 Point Lead in First Post-Primary Poll

It seemed for a while that Charlie Crist’s gamble by going Independent might have paid off as he lead many recent polls. However, Rasmussen Reports has released the first poll taking after Tuesday’s primaries and it shows the now official Republican nominee Marco Rubio with a 10 percent lead, and…