Elian Gonzalez Says He’d Shed Blood to Defend Cuba

Elián González knows no life outside of being a pawn of propaganda. His media appearances, seemingly orchestrated by the Cuban government, have become quite common over the past few months to mark the tenth anniversary of his return to Cuba. Now, the Latin American Herald Tribune reports González gave an…

Dwyane Wade Goes Undercover as Nerd in Gatorade Ad

Adopting an alter ego for a commercial is a time-honored tradition among NBA players. There was Larry Johnson’s Grandma Ma, Penny Hardaway’s Lil Penny, and of course LeBron James’s multi-personality turn in Nike’s “The LeBrons” commercials. Now Dwyane Wade has joined the tradition, shilling for Gatorade as a sports store clerk…

Chad Ochocinco To Appear on Basketball Wives, Dating Evelyn Lozada

Liberty City-native Chad Ochocinco failed to find love with his own VH1 reality show, but as luck would have it he’s apparently found love another star from the channel’s reality TV line-up: Basketball Wives’ Evelyn Lozada, the ex-fiancé of former Heat player Antoine Walker and owner of a shoe boutique on…

The Mystery of Ricky Williams’ Banned Twitter Updates

Liberty City native Chad Ochocinco was fined $25,000 this weekend for using Twitter during the Bengal’s pre-season game against the Eagles. Apparently, using social media or electronic devices during games or practices is banned by the NFL. Now Dolphins running back Ricky Williams is in hot water after updates appeared…

Florida Primary Election Results Live Blog

Today Florida went to the polls for the 2010 primary election. While tonight’s big theme involved controversial, self-funded billionaire outsiders taking on establishment career politicians in both the Republican primary for Governor and Democratic primary for Senate, there’s still lots of ballot action to watch. Both parties have contested primaries…

Rakontur Releases Teaser Trailer for Square Grouper

Raknotur, the mighty documentary force behind Cocaine Cowboys and The U, is preparing to release their latest film this Fall called Square Grouper. But what exactly is a square grouper? It is not, as we first thought, what hipster fish call their less culturally relevant brethren. It’s a term from…

New York, Chicago Freak Out Over Alligator Sightings

Here in Miami spotting an alligator is pretty routine. People tend to get a bit upset every once in a while if they eat a small dog or something, but otherwise it’s no big deal. Up in New York or Chicago however the appearance of an alligator apparently makes people…

Rudy Moise’s Auto-Tuned Campaign Ad May Be The Worst Ever

With the primary election tomorrow, congressional candidate Rudy Moise’s bizarre campaign web ad only had a few hundred views on YouTube. That’s really a shame because it is just about one of the worst political ads we have ever seen. It features a bunch of supporters talk-rapping with their voices…

Jeff Greene’s Senate Hopes Are Near Dead

Jeff Greene has used nearly $23 million of his own money trying to win the Democratic nomination for senator, and he’s not even done spending. But tomorrow is Election Day, and two recent polls show Greene’s candidacy is pretty much dead in the water…

Fidel Castro Now a Bilderberg Group Conspiracy Theorists

Fidel Castro has a new favorite book: Daniel Estulin’s The True Story of the Bilderberg Group, which is more or less full of conspiracy theories. Tinfoil hats are recommended accessories when reading it. Castro’s three page story in Wednesday edition of communist party newspaper Granma largely quotes from the book,…